What is going on here?Oh, what is this?Give me a break!Really something, isn’t it?Is this heaven?No, this is Mount Everest.You should flip on the Discovery Channel...
You must be Bruce.I’ve been expecting you.This is hilarious. So you’re the boss and the electrician and the janitor?Must be a killer Christmas party...
Okay, God. You want me to talk to you?Then talk back. Tell me what’s going on.What should I do? Give me a signal.[ Caution Ahead ]Oh, I need your guidance, Lord...
Thank God you’re all right.God. Yeah. Let’s thank God, shall we? For his blessings are raining down upon me. Wait! That’s not rain!Bruce, please...
[Phone Ringing]Welton Academy. Hello? Yes, he is. Just a moment.Mr. Nolan, it’s for you. It’s God!He says we should have girls at Welton.[ Laughing ](Scene...
No grades at stake, gentlemen. Just take a stroll.There it is.[Clapping]I don’t know, but I’ve been told. (2x)Doing poetry is cold. (2x)Left. Left. Left...
Yawp.Come on. Louder!Yawp!Oh, that’s a mouse. Come on. Louder!Yawp.Oh, good god boy, yell like a man–YAWP!There it is! You see, you have a barbarian in you...
Why do I stand up here? Anybody.To feel taller.No. Thank you for playing Mr. Dalton.I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a...
We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute.We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race and the human race is filled with passion...
Bring Back Your Inner Child!Remember when you were a kid and you’d mimic your favorite TV characters?Without realizing it…you were studying the language.You didn’t learn...