“Dear Mrs. Doubtfire, two months ago my mom and dad decided to separate. Now they live in different houses. My brother Andrew says that we...
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Bits of English
So when did you know, like, that she was the one for you?October 21st, 1975.Jesus Christ, you know the fucking day?Oh, yeah.Because it was game six...
Hello.Hey! What’s up, baby?Man, you got guts calling me.I’m gonna hang up.Hey, wait a minute…wait a minute…Don’t hang up. Look, you...
There it is.The finest eating establishment ever established for eating…The Krusty Krab.Home of the Krabby Patty.With a help-wanted sign in the...
Excuse me.Oh, yes?Do you know where room 17, French is?Yeah, it’s…(You freakin’ killed him dude…)You selling encyclopedias?Yeah, he looks...
Oh, children.Somebody’s gonna answer for this blood from my lip.I want names.I wanna know who’s responsible.Well, don’t all run at...
Four iced teas, Todd.Whose rugrats?Miranda Hillard’s.Miranda Hillard?Mm-hmm. The woman I’m seeing.No kidding? You?The guy who’s...
So what’s this? A Taster’s Choice moment between guys?This is really nice.You got a thing for swans? Is this like a fetish?Is it...
Hey, Rebecca.Hey.Hey. Listen, I don’t…I don’t think you should give up on your paper.Okay. Why?All right, look, this is gonna sound...
Hey, Clive, how you doin’, man?You got a lot of balls, coming here.Yeah, I was just around in the way, man.I figured you would be bored.I came...
