Man, you sure about this?
He looks awake to me.
No, I checked on that.
Watch this.
Yo, turd-sniffer!
Maggot-face!
See? He’s dead to the world.
Let’s go.
Get in.
Can’t I just stand beside the bed?
Get in.
Get in.
All right. Now put your head on his shoulder.
Are you crazy?
Do it!
Closer.
Closer.
Now, now, now put your arm around him.
Good. Now hold it.
Hold it.
Okay.
Hello, Betty.
Got no worry, got no stress. (2x)
‘Cause we feel good in a dress. (2x)
Major Payne’s a major dis. (2x)
Makes us squat when we piss.
He makes us squat when we piss.
Got no worries, got no care. (2x)
I’m just a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair.
I’m a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair.
Used to be Samson. Now I’m Ann. (2x)
Gotta earn my right to be called a man. (2x)
I’ll tell you, ladies,
you’re the purtiest unit ever underneath my command!
They’re gonna have to change my name to Pimp Daddy Payne!
