Most of the dinosaurs were herbivorous.
But this Tyrannosaurus rex is a carnivore.
The reptile-like Saurischia…Saurischia and the bird-like Ornithischia.
Now, we’re going to go where no human being has ever been.
Oh, no.
Which one’s the dinosaur?
The one in the middle, I think.
Nah, you’re wrong. They’re all extinct.
I can’t believe they’re still subjecting kids to this.
This is insane.
They should have a little disclaimer that says, “Do not operate heavy machinery,” while watching this show.
It’s incredible.
This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid.
It’s amazing.
He has the warmth of a snow pea.
He makes Mr Rogers look like Mick Jagger.
It’s insane.
What kind of idiot kept this guy on the air for 25 years?
Me.
You?
Jonathan Lundy.
Jonathan Lundy, General Manager, owner?
I’m Daniel Hillard, former employee.
Ahh maybe.
Oh. Ahh…ha ha, That’s funny.
Listen, I don’t mean to criticize. I just, you know…
I sometimes I have–
Criticize all you want. Show’s terrible.
No, I’m gonna cancel it.
It’s pullin’ down the whole afternoon schedule.
Nah– It’s gone.
You know what you gotta do? — What?
Maybe just ahh…you know, start from scratch.
Give it kind of a…maybe a musical number.
You know, imagine that little Tyrannosaurus rex comes out, you know…
Hillard, get your ass to the truck.
That shipment’s gotta make a six o’clock flight to LA.
Tone, this is Mr Lundy.
He knows who I am.
Yeah.
Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day, look at it and say, “This is not my life”?
