Hey, Rebecca.
Hey.
Hey. Listen, I don’t…I don’t think you should give up on your paper.
Okay. Why?
All right, look, this is gonna sound crazy… All right? I mean, it’s gonna sound, like, really, really crazy.
Okay.
No, I mean insanely crazy.
I can handle it.
Okay.
You know how they say in certain museums, history comes alive?
Yeah.
ln this museum…it actually does.
What are you talking about?
Everything in this museum comes to life at night.
Really?
Yeah, really. I’m not kidding you.
You know that tablet? The Tablet of Ahkmenrah?
It actually brings things to life. It’s like some ancient spell.
Since the ’50s, when it came here, every night everything’s been coming to life. I know this because Teddy Roosevelt told me.
Seriously. I mean, the monkey, Dexter?
All right? The cute little–uh
What is he? Like uh uh uh
Capuchin.
Capuchin. Right. The capuchin.
He urinated on me and bit my nose.
And Sakagawea is in her case, alive every night…just listening to Lewis and Clark argue.
So if you really wanna get inside her head…I can hook that up.
That’s cool.
Yeah, it’s cool. It’s freaking awesome.
Make fun of the history geek.
No. Rebecca!
Good night, Larry.
No, I’m not making fun of you.
Rebecca.
