Do you go to school here?Yep.Yeah, that’s it. I think I had a class with you.Oh, yeah. What class?History.Maybe–Yes, I think that’s what it was.You...
Hey. Hey.Hey, stop that.Yeehaw! Hog-tie him, boys.Get him, that big old Bocephus of a man.Hey, what are you doing?Cinch him up good. You ain’t so big now, are you...
Please tell me you speak English.I’m Detective Carter!Do you speaka any English?Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?I cannot believe this...
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t, by any chance, happen to have six fingers on your right hand?Do you always begin conversations this way?My father was...
What is going on here?Oh, what is this?Give me a break!Really something, isn’t it?Is this heaven?No, this is Mount Everest.You should flip on the Discovery Channel...
You must be Bruce.I’ve been expecting you.This is hilarious. So you’re the boss and the electrician and the janitor?Must be a killer Christmas party...
Okay, God. You want me to talk to you?Then talk back. Tell me what’s going on.What should I do? Give me a signal.[ Caution Ahead ]Oh, I need your guidance, Lord...
Thank God you’re all right.God. Yeah. Let’s thank God, shall we? For his blessings are raining down upon me. Wait! That’s not rain!Bruce, please...
[Phone Ringing]Welton Academy. Hello? Yes, he is. Just a moment.Mr. Nolan, it’s for you. It’s God!He says we should have girls at Welton.[ Laughing ](Scene...
No grades at stake, gentlemen. Just take a stroll.There it is.[Clapping]I don’t know, but I’ve been told. (2x)Doing poetry is cold. (2x)Left. Left. Left...
